Joe: Look at this cute puppy. (showing me a random puppy picture on the internet)
KtMac: He's so fluffy!
KtMac: I WANT him!
Joe: You want all the puppies.
KtMac: Yes, I NEED ALLLLLL the puppies.
Joe: You can't have all the puppies.
KtMac: Okay. Three!
KtMac: Okay. Thirty!
KtMac: Thirty Three!
Joe: I don't think you get how negotiations work. You may have one.
KtMac: I do too! Thirty three!
Joe: At this point, you're getting half a puppy.
KtMac: Half of thirty three!
Joe: You may have a hamster or a fish. No puppy.
KtMac: Okay. One puppy. Let's go tomorrow to get him.