This story is a bit old, but for some reason I was thinking about it the other day and figured y'all could use a laugh too.
Back in high school, DMac was a football player (among other things) and if you think about it, those football helmets get awfully sweaty and gross. Football players usually have some nasty acne for a reason.
One year, DMac got a nasty boil on his forehead. After getting it lanced, Mom dropped him off at football practice with a band-aid over the boil.
Another player, sweet kid but stereotypical dumb jock, walked up and asked, "Oh, DMac, are you okay?"
Without missing a beat, DMac told him, "I was leaking brain fluid. The doctor took the rest out of my forehead and put it back in my ear."
"Oh wow, glad you're okay."