08 January 2010

Dear Self

Dear Self,


When you spend over an hour on Wikipedia reading about various gangs and mobsters, do not be surprised that you have mafia-style dreams. 


Also, you have never been shot.  (*Knock on wood*)  So why would you point to a scar on your hip (not real) in your dream and say, "Oh, when I got shot, it barely hurt.  Just a bad pinch."?


Sincerely,
Self


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Dear Wikipedia,


Why, why, why is it whenever I get onto your site, I inevitably wind up reading about murder, and c-r-i-m-e-s, and gory, grisly deaths?  Especially when I started off reading about something innocent?


Sincerely,
KtMac

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