06 May 2009

Nursery Rhyme Failure

"Rain, rain, go away....come again another day."

The classic children's nursery rhyme should have an EPIC FAIL stamped over it. Children should no longer be taught it. And anyone living within 5 hours of this city should be banned from repeating it.

Seems to me, that the rhyme forgot to specify "another day in the distant future" instead of "tomorrow, please." Peeps, after a week of rain every day and dreary grey skies when it isn't raining, I'm beginning to feel an awful lot like this poor fellow:

Can't you just hear him pleading, "someone please take me home, dry me off, feed me lots of treats, and cuddle me until I'm warm"?

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